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The Testicle Cannon - A Work of Literary Nonfiction by Max Kenkel
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...one can't truly appreciate the artform until you have been there. Until you have witnessed it in person. Until you've made the cut and held a freshly removed, still-beating testicle in your bare hands.
I am just kidding. They don’t beat. But like, imagine the person who only read the open and then never finished this essay and they start a rumor that testicles beat....